{"id":84,"date":"2026-10-09T02:30:29","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T02:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yhwhy.com\/advance\/collections\/"},"modified":"2026-10-10T04:06:50","modified_gmt":"2026-10-10T04:06:50","slug":"collections","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/yhwhy.com\/advance\/collections\/","title":{"rendered":"Critter-Approved Collections: Animals, Rocks & Water"},"content":{"rendered":"
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THE CRITTER-APPROVED COLLECTIONS<\/p>\n

ANIMALS \u2022 ROCKS \u2022 WATER<\/h1>\n

Three collections. Hundreds of reasons to stare at a wall. The squirrels have prepared a presentation; the beavers have built a podium out of questionable lumber.<\/p>\n

VISIT THE FINE ART AMERICA SHOP<\/a>
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OFFICIAL CRITTER NOTICE:<\/strong> These buttons take you to Elder Vance\u2019s collections on Fine Art America, where available artwork and purchase options are shown. The squirrel sales department is not authorized to accept acorns, rocks, promises, or suspiciously large checks as payment.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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COLLECTION 01<\/p>\n

ANIMALS<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Wild neighbors, feathered comedians, furry supervisors, and creatures who look like they know where the snacks are hidden.<\/p>\n

Squirrel Sales Pitch:<\/strong> \u201cBuy a picture of an animal. Put it on your wall. Then tell your actual pet that the new roommate does not eat, shed, or demand the entire bed.\u201d<\/p>\n

The beaver has approved this collection after inspecting every tail for structural integrity.<\/p>\n

SHOP THE ANIMALS COLLECTION \u2197<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n

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COLLECTION 02<\/p>\n

ROCKS<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Ordinary stones with extraordinary personalities. Look closely: a boulder may be a bear, a whale, a face, or a very quiet customer waiting for service.<\/p>\n

Squirrel Sales Pitch:<\/strong> \u201cYou already pay for rocks with your mortgage. Why not buy a photograph of a rock that never needs plumbing?\u201d<\/p>\n

The beaver tried to move one sample. The sample won. We now sell photographs instead.<\/p>\n

SHOP THE ROCKS COLLECTION \u2197<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n

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COLLECTION 03<\/p>\n

WATER<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n
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Waterfalls, rivers, lakes, reflections, and moving water caught in one little slice of time\u2014before it rushes off to be somewhere else.<\/p>\n

Squirrel Sales Pitch:<\/strong> \u201cBring home the calming sound of water without installing a waterfall in your living room. The beaver says the indoor dam proposal has been denied.\u201d<\/p>\n

The beaver still recommends proper drainage. He recommends it for everything.<\/p>\n

SHOP THE WATER COLLECTION \u2197<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n

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THE BEAVER\u2019S FINAL WORD<\/h2>\n

\u201cA good photograph is like a well-built dam: it holds your attention, improves the view, and gives the neighbors something to talk about.\u201d<\/p>\n

Browse the collections, choose artwork that speaks to you, and complete your purchase on Fine Art America. Every photograph begins with Elder Vance\u2019s eye for the moment; the critters merely provide highly unqualified commentary.<\/p>\n

BROWSE ALL ARTWORK ON FINE ART AMERICA \u2197<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2190 ADVANCEKINGDOM Marketplace<\/a>   |   ADVANCEKINGDOM Home<\/a><\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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