Critter-Approved Collections: Animals, Rocks & Water

ADVANCEKINGDOM squirrel and beaver sales crew

THE CRITTER-APPROVED COLLECTIONS

ANIMALS • ROCKS • WATER

Three collections. Hundreds of reasons to stare at a wall. The squirrels have prepared a presentation; the beavers have built a podium out of questionable lumber.

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OFFICIAL CRITTER NOTICE: These buttons take you to Elder Vance’s collections on Fine Art America, where available artwork and purchase options are shown. The squirrel sales department is not authorized to accept acorns, rocks, promises, or suspiciously large checks as payment.

COLLECTION 01

ANIMALS

Wild neighbors, feathered comedians, furry supervisors, and creatures who look like they know where the snacks are hidden.

Squirrel Sales Pitch: “Buy a picture of an animal. Put it on your wall. Then tell your actual pet that the new roommate does not eat, shed, or demand the entire bed.”

The beaver has approved this collection after inspecting every tail for structural integrity.

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COLLECTION 02

ROCKS

Ordinary stones with extraordinary personalities. Look closely: a boulder may be a bear, a whale, a face, or a very quiet customer waiting for service.

Squirrel Sales Pitch: “You already pay for rocks with your mortgage. Why not buy a photograph of a rock that never needs plumbing?”

The beaver tried to move one sample. The sample won. We now sell photographs instead.

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COLLECTION 03

WATER

Waterfalls, rivers, lakes, reflections, and moving water caught in one little slice of time—before it rushes off to be somewhere else.

Squirrel Sales Pitch: “Bring home the calming sound of water without installing a waterfall in your living room. The beaver says the indoor dam proposal has been denied.”

The beaver still recommends proper drainage. He recommends it for everything.

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THE BEAVER’S FINAL WORD

“A good photograph is like a well-built dam: it holds your attention, improves the view, and gives the neighbors something to talk about.”

Browse the collections, choose artwork that speaks to you, and complete your purchase on Fine Art America. Every photograph begins with Elder Vance’s eye for the moment; the critters merely provide highly unqualified commentary.

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